Dana White is a piece of shit. This crown prince of douchebags has fucked up the UFC so much, that abortions like UFC 97 will soon be the norm. He can shove his weak, half-hearted apology up his loose, fucked-out asshole. In his self-proclaimed efforts to turn MMA into a sport (which it was and is already), Dana has been little more than a hindrance to the development and entertainment-factor of the UFC, and MMA as a whole.
I am sitting here, trying to organize all of the many valid reasons why White is a faggot and an incompetent piece of shit; but I have decided against that route. From sassing GSP for wanting to be the REAL champion before wearing the title, to rejecting the fans' desire to see Kimbo compete in the octagon (regardless of wehether or not he would've sucked balls). From trying to alienate UFC fighters from their management, to insulting and rejecting the greatest heavyweight ever in Emelianenko Fedor; White has proven himself a shit-heel in so many ways, that any explanations from me would not do him justice. Sufficed to say, Dana White is like that turd that lingers in the toilet no matter how many times you flush. Did I mention that he used to be an aerobics instructor? What a fag.
His blogs sucked. I'm glad they're gone. He gives faggot-hating chauvanists a bad name. I may be crossing some invisible line by suggesting that Dana White is a filthy, child rapist, but...
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